Photo: Chris Zielecki Even the hairiest German men with the worst sunburns and the biggest beer bellies love their teeny-tiny Speedos.
They wear them at the beach, with shoes and socks at the resorts, and, if they’re feeling fancy, with t-shirts while lounging at the pool. What Americans call bread is an abomination to them. And for those days when your digestive system is a little…let’s say, plugged up, you know from your mother-in-law that sauerkraut is the cure for all stomach ailments.
On the flip side, he expects the same of you, so don’t keep him waiting either.
In keeping with Germany’s privacy laws, both their shared last name and the last names of their victims have not been released.In a German-on-German flirt, the power rests solidly with the Fräulein.Which means that when we swashbuckling foreigners show up and actually flash our pearly whites and -- gasp -- say "hi" to a German woman, it comes across as overly forward.One small square window peeks out of the house’s triangular attic, while two square windows sit below it.Unlike a structure born from a child’s imagination, though, this was a house of nightmares.Some Germans For Germans, beer is water, barley, hops, and yeast. It doesn’t matter what else is going on — everything is put on pause for the traditional coffee-and-cake break in the late afternoon. Even though Jurgen Klinsman is now the coach of the US national soccer team, the Germans can’t stop obsessing about him.